on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
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how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
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let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
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my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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