on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

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alxesi:

will.i.pm

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castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

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jennytotgeliebt:

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

actually I’m 21 you fuckers

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

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thats-not-very-punk-of-you:

veronica-virtuoso:

xD

Alan is me